Nate is being irrational for a cause.
Please help. Nate has refused to change from his "smedium" tank-top and child-sized swim trunks until we hit 300 teams at Mudwatch. He keeps shouting "Mudwatch... more like Studwatch!" and I just can't take it anymore.
This has to stop. He wants 300 teams so I guess we need to go for it. At a month out, there's not much else we can do except rely on you to play in one of the most spectacular tournaments of the summer. I beg of you. Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell the local authorities. I can't take another minute.